fancylemurs:

girls just wanna have

real pockets on our clothes, damn

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impaire:

I want to kiss you with pop rocks in my mouth.

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citizenkwam:

Truth bomb.

citizenkwam:

Truth bomb.

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mitten:

in 7th grade i was sitting in math class and i got a random boner so ya know i tried to hide it with my hands and stuff but my teacher thought i was texting in class so she came over to me and reached into my lap for my phone which actually wasn’t there and she touched my boner and then just walked away

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bewbin:

thefinestlad:

bewbin:

I just slept for 15 hours what I miss?

This dick

oh thank god i thought i missed something big 

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when you “accidentally” touch your crush’s butt

image

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